From this day forward, whenever I’m invited to a dinner party/having a dinner party/just eating a meal with friends, period, I’m going to set this book on the table, and wait for the shit to hit the fan.

When the call was made to (Lisa) Vanderpump to tell her she’d made the cut, she said, “Hold on a minute. I’m having sex with my husband, but I’m going to push him off so I can talk to you.

(Source: New York Daily News)

Vicki Gunvalson visits Joan Rivers on the set of Fashion Police.

SPOILER ALERT

(Source: mattchew03)

This update forgot to mention that the Lucille Ball of New Jersey is still living a fabulicious life in her redone home, so suck it haters!

Finally the celebrity designed tampons we’ve all been waiting for!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back and keeping it about as real as the hair on their heads.

Teresa’s fashion show was well received.

I’m glad to see Kelly Killoren Bensimon has landed back on her feet after getting kicked off the Real Housewives. Here she is working the red carpet at NYFW with her new BFF, Eden Wood from Toddlers and Tiaras.

Did anyone check the White House to see if Michaele is there?