From this day forward, whenever I’m invited to a dinner party/having a dinner party/just eating a meal with friends, period, I’m going to set this book on the table, and wait for the shit to hit the fan.
Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl twenty-something boy.
From this day forward, whenever I’m invited to a dinner party/having a dinner party/just eating a meal with friends, period, I’m going to set this book on the table, and wait for the shit to hit the fan.
