Deep Thoughts From A Shallow Boy

Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl twenty-something boy.

Moroccan Scott Cannon and Monroe Cannon

The names of the Twin Messiah’s of Mariah.

How pedestrian. Personally I would have preferred Mink Coat Cannon and Mimi Imfurst Cannon, if she had to go with the “M” theme.

(Source: CNN)

Here are my guesses for Mariah’s babies names:
Sunshine Fairy-Kisses Cannon-CareyPotpourri Shimmer Cannon-CareySanrio Unicorn Cannon-Carey :) Cannon-CareyLisa Frank Cannon-Carey 
And since all of those were my picks for the boy’s name, what do you think Mariah will name her baby girl?

Here are my guesses for Mariah’s babies names:

Sunshine Fairy-Kisses Cannon-Carey
Potpourri Shimmer Cannon-Carey

Sanrio Unicorn Cannon-Carey 
:) Cannon-Carey

Lisa Frank Cannon-Carey 

And since all of those were my picks for the boy’s name, what do you think Mariah will name her baby girl?

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