Poison Ivy’s ultimate dream is to leave Gotham, move to Jersey, and find a hot, tanned, juicehead gorilla guido willing to smush.
Since she’s in Italy, Snooki decided to dress up as an uncircumcised penis to fit in with the natives.
And people were worried they wouldn’t respect the culture.
snookie! you are adorable!
omg shut upppppppppppp <3
This 8-year old slut is looking for a juiced-up meathead gorilla.
The Hollywood Reporter says The Situation is making $5 million dollars this year, more than everyone in seen in this chart.
In the words of Snookie, “This hurts my vagina.”