Deep Thoughts From A Shallow Boy

Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl twenty-something boy.

I was watching Clueless last night, and when they have the conversation about curved penises, I always think of this.

(FYI: I saw Clueless in the theaters twice when it was released. A boy in 7th grade, watching Clueless… twice. You do the math.)