She’s amazing. You know she was in the Olympics?
Oh Tobias, you blow hard! You’re on a gay float, wearing diamond cream… again!
He asked for a Blue Man tattoo, and this is what he got.
TLC is casting for Never Nudes on Craigslist for that show “My Strange Addiction.”
If they’re going to find anyone that wears jean cut-offs, it’ll be on Craigslist… or at a Blue Man Group.
Narrator: Like his father, George Michael had been nursing an impossible crush. It was on his cousin, Maeby. And with no one to talk to, he was looking for some kind of direction.
George Michael: Just give me a sign. First one is obvious. Okay.
Narrator: He continued to look for a sign. Until finally—
George Michael: “Maybe tonight.” What are the chances?
Narrator: Actually “Maybe Tonight” was a very popular candy slogan and the chances were one in eight.