Deep Thoughts From A Shallow Boy

Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl twenty-something boy.


Narrator: Like his father, George Michael had been nursing an impossible crush. It was on his cousin, Maeby. And with no one to talk to, he was looking for some kind of direction. 
George Michael: Just give me a sign. First one is obvious. Okay. 
Narrator: He continued to look for a sign. Until finally—
George Michael: “Maybe tonight.” What are the chances?
Narrator: Actually “Maybe Tonight” was a very popular candy slogan and the chances were one in eight.

Narrator: Like his father, George Michael had been nursing an impossible crush. It was on his cousin, Maeby. And with no one to talk to, he was looking for some kind of direction. 

George Michael: Just give me a sign. First one is obvious. Okay. 

Narrator: He continued to look for a sign. Until finally—

George Michael: “Maybe tonight.” What are the chances?

Narrator: Actually “Maybe Tonight” was a very popular candy slogan and the chances were one in eight.

(via themorallycorruptfayeresnick)

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