Deep Thoughts From A Shallow Boy

Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl twenty-something boy.

From this day forward, whenever I’m invited to a dinner party/having a dinner party/just eating a meal with friends, period, I’m going to set this book on the table, and wait for the shit to hit the fan.

From this day forward, whenever I’m invited to a dinner party/having a dinner party/just eating a meal with friends, period, I’m going to set this book on the table, and wait for the shit to hit the fan.

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    LOL Yess!
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    Summer reading
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    hahaha i would love to bring this book around and just significantly set it down on the table. sadly i dont think any of...
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