Deep Thoughts From A Shallow Boy

Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl twenty-something boy.

He sounds a bit like Barbara Walters impersonating a Down Syndrome baby.

- The “fictional” Dustin and Jayden of Gawker’s The A-List recaps

I’ve only seen one excruciating episode of The A-List because it’s a soul-sucking disaster of a show. However, Gawker’s recaps are no less than majestic hugs from a unicorn.

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