Deep Thoughts From A Shallow Boy

Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl twenty-something boy.

The CEO of Fleshlight has offered Lindsay Lohan up to one million dollars to mold, “her mouth, vagina, and butt.” I don’t know who to feel worse for: Lindsay or the sad, lonely men who haven’t seen Georgia Rule, that would actually buy one.

The CEO of Fleshlight has offered Lindsay Lohan up to one million dollars to mold, “her mouth, vagina, and butt.”

I don’t know who to feel worse for: Lindsay or the sad, lonely men who haven’t seen Georgia Rule, that would actually buy one.

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    How interesting.
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    I want to see the plastic vagina of Lindsay LOL
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    lol to everything about this (but especially the austin part)
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