Deep Thoughts From A Shallow Boy

Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl twenty-something boy.

This is kind of the best LivingSocial description I’ve ever read.
Since it cuts off, let me fill in the rest: 
Your man shouldn’t have to comb through Snuffleupagus when trying to tickle your Elmo. If you don’t Grover that area, you might turn him onto his roommates, Bert and Ernie. (This LivingSocial Advertisement for The Perfect Shape was brought to you by the letter V)

This is kind of the best LivingSocial description I’ve ever read.

Since it cuts off, let me fill in the rest: 

Your man shouldn’t have to comb through Snuffleupagus when trying to tickle your Elmo. If you don’t Grover that area, you might turn him onto his roommates, Bert and Ernie. (This LivingSocial Advertisement for The Perfect Shape was brought to you by the letter V)

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