FYI: Shh!… It’s A Wig has a website, and it’s just as magical as you want it to be.
Do you know how utterly disappointed I am in TLC for not making Abby and Brittany about Abby and Britney?
Mean-tweeting and cyberbullying by Bethenny.
I know she was mouthing “watermelon” the entire time, but God damn could she be any more flawless?
She’s amazing. You know she was in the Olympics?
Somewhere in America, Tyra Banks is not smizing.
If anyone’s my Body Mass Index Icon it’s of course Mariah.
She’ll be presented the BMI award by past recipients Aretha Franklin and Carnie Wilson.
Oh look, it’s my dream job!
They didn’t list all the requirements and skills though which are:
- Masters Degree in Smizing
- Must be fluent in Tyranese
- Regularly prank call Naomi Campbell
- Grade or middle school reading level preferred (as you’ll reading Tyra’s drafts of Modelland, Size 2: The Fiercely Real Edition)
- Have at least five years experience in Anger Management (having your grandmother getting her lights turned off to buy you a swimsuit for the interview is preferred)
THE MOST IMPORTANT CONFIRMATION EMAIL OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
I’m at a very productive conference for work in DC.
So far I’ve messed around with Photo Booth and learned what halftone filters are in Photo Shop.