Deep Thoughts From A Shallow Boy

Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl twenty-something boy.

Oh look, it’s my dream job!
They didn’t list all the requirements and skills though which are: 
- Masters Degree in Smizing- Must be fluent in Tyranese- Regularly prank call Naomi Campbell- Grade or middle school reading level preferred (as you’ll reading Tyra’s drafts of Modelland, Size 2: The Fiercely Real Edition)  - Have at least five years experience in Anger Management (having your grandmother getting her lights turned off to buy you a swimsuit for the interview is preferred)

Oh look, it’s my dream job!

They didn’t list all the requirements and skills though which are: 

- Masters Degree in Smizing
- Must be fluent in Tyranese
- Regularly prank call Naomi Campbell
- Grade or middle school reading level preferred (as you’ll reading Tyra’s drafts of Modelland, Size 2: The Fiercely Real Edition)  
- Have at least five years experience in Anger Management (having your grandmother getting her lights turned off to buy you a swimsuit for the interview is preferred)

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